Super Mario Facebook 3

Facebook (c) Whoever owns Facebook.
All characters and images (c) Nintendo.
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All the pics are from various Nintendo game art or screenshots. Exceptions are Peach and Goombella, which come from here: [link] [link]
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Sorry for some slight errors in placement. You have to remember, I'm doing this is MS Paint. @_@; And GOD DAMN do I hate time stamps. I've decided to stop adding "like" after every comment, too, and only indicating when someone likes something. Just saves me a surprising amount of time.

Also, I DO plan on doing more varied entries - like instead of one SUPER LONG thread, like a bunch of smaller ones. Next part will be more like that.
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References:
Obviously the big joke here is that Bowser kidnaps Peach so regularly it's a casual occurrence at this point. The "kids" Mario's referring to are of course Bowser's 8 children. The airships were introduced in SMB3. The sports comments are due to how the Mario characters always seem like they're playing sports. "EXCUUUUSE ME, Princess" is a joke from the old Legend of Zelda cartoon, hence Link "liking" Goombella indicating that it's an outdated joke since people on the internet have been using it all over the place. Donkey's comments on kidnapping Daisy are a joke on how he's also known for kidnapping women on occasion since that's how he was first introduced as a game character. Daisy kicking his ass is kind of referencing how she is portrayed as a tomboy and in some sports games is in the same category as characters like Bowser or DK. At the end Kammy and Kamek are higher-up minions of Bowser so I'm trying to imply that they, too, have to fill out paperwork on THEIR end of things. They will show up at some point, I'm sure.

Thanks for the likes, views, and comments, I'm glad this series has been a good use of my time.

I have to say, Bowser somehow turned into a...much nicer guy than I was planning. ^_^; I think it works for the humorous take on these characters I'm going for.